HE’LL BE EATING NOTHING BUT POISONED SOUP WHEN HE GETS TO HELL

Our next contestant in 2007’s Worst Parent (make that Worst Human) competition will spend the next five years in a federal prison after he poisoned his children’s soup in a messed-up attempt to extort money from the Campbell Soup Company. William Allen Cunningham, 41, pleaded guilty to the charges after he sent his children to the hospital on two seperate poisoning attempts back in January. The first time he forced his three-year-old son and 18-month-old daughter to eat soup laced with hot peppers and lighter fluid. The second time he spiced up the soup with prescription anti-depressents. (AP)