7.05.2007

MEN PLEASURING NOBODY -- WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

What do you do if you’re a hard-up Japanese dude who can’t get laid? Start a new trend called Air Sex, of course, the latest craze sweeping Japan in which fully clothed men simulate screwing an imaginary partner. So far it sounds like a normal day in a teenage boy’s bedroom. But add music, a live audience, and judges... now you have the World Air Sex Championships, in which competitors try to perform the most outrageous display of fake sex possible. "Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex," said J-Taro Sugisaku, who created the virtual sport in 2006. The current world champ is a guy who goes by the name Cobra, and who gives this advice to young up-and-comers: "You can't care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you. When you get down to air sex, you've got to immerse yourself in the air sex world... Air sex can't be performed in half-measures. If it is, you're only asking for trouble." Check out this creepy (but hilarious) video... (Mainichi Daily News)

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