WHAT THIS CITY NEEDS IS MORE DOG SHIT

Looking for the next hot trend in business? Look no further than Tokyo where a shop called “Puppy the World” offers dog rentals. Presumably designed for dog lovers who live in tiny Tokyo apartments not big enough to swing a cat, this shop allows you to rent a dog for an hour ($19) or overnight ($100) so you can get your need for yapping, crapping puppies out of your system. Book yours at PuppyTheWorld.com.