GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, STUPID IDIOT MORONS WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE

From the “Don’t Try This At Home” department comes news out of Deepwater, Missouri where a man fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite TV system in his home last week. After unsuccessfully trying to punch a hole through the exterior wall of his bedroom he decided to go at the problem with his handgun. Two shots were all it took to put a hole through the wall and his wife, who was killed instantly. "He was under the impression that everybody was inside the residence, that he knew where everybody was at,” said sheriff's department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills. (KCTV5.com)