I SEE A HUGE PHONE BILL IN YOUR FUTURE

The recent economic troubles might have you searching for a recession-proof career. Why not try to become a psychic? According to Wired.com, psychics are doing booming business thanks to the turmoil in the marketplace. “People are more depressed and I can easily make $150 to $200 a day” bragged one online psychic interviewed for this story. Professor Gita Johar of the Columbia Business School said the upturn in psychic business happens everytime the economy takes a hit. “If the future is uncertain, people turn to psychics,” he explained. “You have an illusion then that you can then control the outcome. People want the illusion of control.”