HOW TO BLOW OFF YOUR STREET CRED

Lesson one of how to be a gangster is don’t shoot yourself in the crotch. Too bad Lukas Neuhardt, 27, failed this simple task when he tried to show off his gun to his friends and accidently shot himself in the most unfortunate of places. And while surgeons were able to stitch his manhood back together the humiliation doesn’t end there as Neuhardt may face up to three years in jail for breaching Germany’s tough new gun laws. (Ananova)