PROBLEMS WE’D LIKE TO HAVE

Here’s a new one. A 22-year-old woman who married an 84-year-old multi-millionaire filed for divorce after just five months because the old man’s energy level was just too much for her. “He was very hard for me to keep up with,” explained Kristin Georgi. “When you climb on your own jet for the 10th time and everything in four days... It was a bit too fast-paced for me.” (The PittsburghChannel.com)