IT ONLY TAKES ONE LITTLE SPERMAZOID TO RUIN YOUR LIFE

From the “Kids, Don’t Try This At Home” department comes a new study published in the journal “Contraception” which claims that pulling out rivals condoms as a method of birth control. Yeah, right! The study claims that pulling out before ejaculation 100 percent of the time has a failure rate of about 4% while “more realistic estimates” for the withdrawal method indicate about an 18% pregnancy rate. These numbers are remarkably similar to condoms, which have perfect-use and typical-use failure rates of 2% and 17%.