TO CELEBRATE OUR FAKE LOVE AND PHONY COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER

Great news for slackers! If you think going to all the trouble of learning real skills in order to get a real job is way too much work, I’ve got a great career move for you. Seems that Japan is suffering from a lack of fake Western priests for the fake Christian weddings which are all the rage in that country. While Japanese Christians only make up about 1% of the population, as many as 90% of the weddings are now done in a Christian style. And since there are almost no white Japanese Christian priests, opportunistic foreigners are filling the void and making good coin as fake priests for the ceremonies. “Being a fake priest is big business in Japan,” said a British man now carving out a new career in Sapporo. “It’s far better paid than teaching in a language school.” (BBC)